The title says it all: I HATE Vista. I HATE it. With a passion.

Vista is the source of all problems.
FireFox won't load?: Vista did it.
Important college papers go missing 5min before class?: Vista got hungry.
Printer not printing?: Vista hates you. (Vista also hates your printer.)
10,000,000 Programs asking for Administrative access?: Vista is just annoying, and did it.
Problems staying connected to the internet?: Vista hates you, your family, and your ISP.
War in Iraq?: Vista probably had something to do with it.
Pluto not a planet?: Vista was probably the OS of choice, and thus hates the Universe.

As you can see, I am pretty mad with Windows Vista. It eats my papers, has annoying pop-ups, and steals my internet access making me talk to annoying people 10,000 miles away who's only solution to fixing my non-internetness is to tell me to click the little black button on and off. I'm here to tell them...

I DON'T WANT TO CLICK THE LITTLE BLACK BUTTON!!! I DO NOT HAVE AN I.Q. OF 20! THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM ON MY END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure many of you have had this problem, so think of this as "group venting".

If you guys have any Windows Vista horror stories, I would love to hear them. Maybe it can help me sort out my own computer issues. ^_^